Humorous Wedding Speech by a Friend of the Groom -- Wedding Toasts Roa

Humorous Wedding Speech by a Friend of the GroomGood evening, Ladies and Gentlemen. My name is Robert. As they were speaking just now, it enamored me how much David and his new father-in-law now have in common. After all, its the first time in 25 years that Arthur has been able to speak for 10 legal proceeding without interruption from the women in his family. And itll be the last time in 25 years that David gets to do the same. So I sincerely hope he treasures this moment. but it is great to finally see David with a ring on his finger as he learned a long time ago that you cannot take in someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. So Pamela, was it the 101 red roses he sent to your world power that made you give in? However, before Pamela accepted Davids proposal of marriage, she wanted to clarify a few things. In recessicular, she wanted to limit the amount of football he was watching on TV. Well, thank goodness they managed to sort it out. In the end, David agreed that he would stop watching any game as presently as the last goal was scored. So there can be no argument about wholl be wearing the trousers in David and Pamelas house. David get out be wearing them - right under his apron. You see, Pamela has already started to train David well - and it may surprise some of you to hear that she didnt have to start by display him where the kitchen was. She actually had to explain to h... ... approaches marriage with the same team spirit hes demonstrated in all the things weve done together, he is sure to shake up a success of it. Ever since Ive know him hes been an unselfish team player, whether it was cub scouts, football or on adventure holidays. His lading and determination are probably what Pamela saw first in him that and his money. Ladies and gentlemen, its an honour to be standing here as Davids best man. I count I should actually say its an honour and a pleasure, but I know the pleasure wont kick in until t his speech part is over. So lets hurry up and toast the bride and groom. To David and Pamela - may the roof above you never fall in and may you both never fall out.